Of course there are many parents here and I have real advice for them as well. Parents, you should write this down:
- Many of your children you haven’t seen them in four years. Well, now you are about to see them every day when they come out of the basement to tell you the wi-fi isn’t working.
-If your child majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place where they are now really qualified to get a job is ancient Greece. Good luck with that degree.”— Conan O’Brien, Dartmouth’s Commencement Address